Casse - toi

Remember that Cos, Zara & H&M haul where I picked up millions of amazing things like that Zara denim playsuit and that perfect Cos dress? Well.. in that case you'll also remember that I picked up these H&M culottes and was pretty excited about them. So here's the thing: I think they make me look even wider than the wide load that I am. How is it that people pull them off again? It's an art.. let me tell you that. Here's another thing though: I'm a firm believer that if you are confident in something then it looks a lot more 'right' than if you're awkwardly standing around drawing attention to how weird your outfit is.. so maybe I just need to be confident in my wide load? I mean.. I LIKE how crazy wide they are.. I was always an in the closet lover of hareem pants.. even after they went out of fashion (they were in in the first place.. right?) because lets be honest: comfort. I guess culottes are similar in a way?

The T-shirt is an oldie but a goodie from Topshop last year. As I'm sure you can imagine, I was pleased to find out that the phrase actually means 'piss off' or something similar in French. Once I knew that it had to be mine.. definitely my kinda take on a slogan tee. (Verbally aggressive? I don't know) If you want to wear it into work one day when your boss is annoying you then I won't judge.

It's pretty see through which isn't ideal if you've got serious boobage or serious anything other than abs really but whatevs, I'm more wagon wheel than abs of steel.

H&M Culottes, Topshop Tee & Necklace, Adidas Gazelles.

I finished off the look with my Adidas trainers because what else would one wear with a totally mismatched outfit? Also take note : If I don't stand in this awkward way, my body looks like a weeble (weebles wobble but they don't fall down)... so basically I'm proving that I have two legs that aren't attached the whole way down and that I'm actually fully human, honest. If anybody wants to educate me in the ways of wearing such a comfy item of clothing without looking weeblesque then that'd be great. Thanks.

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